Almost nothing's carbon-neutral, especially when it comes to travel. But I love trains anyway, so being on long train journeys is an idea I welcome.

If you genuinely believe climate change is a hoax, there's probably not much point in us discussing it; that's an idiocy red flag for me so I don't bother, I'm pretty sure we would be unable to communicate in language that we would both make sense of, so it's probably best that we don't annoy each other by doing so. The last thing I'm interested in doing is confirming you in your beliefs.

So, on a different topic, nice goats. Goats are awesome.