Epitaph-meme

[juliet]

Nicked from marnameow & j4:

What epitaph would you put on my gravestone?


Am not normally given to meme-things, but work is abnormally slow, & also I had my bike handlebars nicked this morning so am sulking. Holloway Cycles are sorting bike out for me forthwith & kitty_goth is kindly forking out for the inordinate cost, but Still. OTOH, they didn't nick the saddle (no idea why not) or wheels (hurrah for cable lock!) so It Could Be Worse.

Comments

[katstevens.livejournal.com]

Handlebars? Christ! Aw that sucks, you've had way too much in the way of bad bike karma. *starts desperately plotting to knit Juliet bike out of wire wool*

"We didn't think she'd ever slow down..."

[catsgomiaow.livejournal.com]

"Here lies Juliet, friend of baby ratties"

I can't do this meme any more! I keep imagining my friends dying and getting sad!

[booklectica]

I found an advertising slogan database to help me with this meme, so these epitaphs are actually slogans for travel destinations:

- The antidote for civilization.
- You'll never be the same again.
- A different down under.

Hmm...

[peshwengi.livejournal.com]

Why would anyoe steal handlebars? How odd...

[card0.livejournal.com]

From my minimal knowledge of you?

“She told a good story”

(In fairness, that’s a reasonably high an accolade from me)

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

"If you bastards nick my headstone you will be in SO much trouble"

[(Anonymous)]

bird one
she tried
there was no hope
she gave up
and later died