I was channeling Caramel, the guinea pig in the icon. I haven't actually told her about the pizza situation, because well she probably wouldn't understand me and if she did she'd be disappointed that she's not getting any.

I think you're right, we have no pizza-over-IP protocol, and if we did, you'd have to start by putting it in packets ... and if you had packets you wouldn't have posted in the first place.

No, we haven't met. But I HAVE met Caramel.