Names meme

If you call me...

Juliet - you are pretty much everyone, and you are correct.
J - you are Pete or kitty_goth, in written form (cos they're both lazy, & Pete likes being able to write 'J & I' which he says looks pretty)
Neighbour! - you are marnameow
Ms Kemp - you are the electricity people or something else like that.
Miss Kemp - you are Barclays Bank, & it took you *6 years* of me asking for you to finally switch my account to Ms Kemp.
Ms Gillin - you are the vet, because all the rats are registered under Pete's surname.
Any alternative or shortened form of my first name - you are trying to piss me off, and are in really quite a lot of trouble. Unless it's a first offence, in which case I'll be generous & give you a warning.

Names meme

If you call me...

Juliet - you are pretty much everyone, and you are correct.
J - you are Pete or kitty_goth, in written form (cos they're both lazy, & Pete likes being able to write 'J & I' which he says looks pretty)
Neighbour! - you are marnameow
Ms Kemp - you are the electricity people or something else like that.
Miss Kemp - you are Barclays Bank, & it took you *6 years* of me asking for you to finally switch my account to Ms Kemp.
Ms Gillin - you are the vet, because all the rats are registered under Pete's surname.
Any alternative or shortened form of my first name - you are trying to piss me off, and are in really quite a lot of trouble. Unless it's a first offence, in which case I'll be generous & give you a warning.