Date: 2009-02-23 10:24 pm (UTC)
I tried bikini shopping once, in 1999, and thinking about the ordeal still sends me into a vortex of self-loathing, shop-hatred and retail-horror which I'm unlikely ever to get over.

The shop assistant made me try on a shorts-style bikini that looked knitted.

*shudder*
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