juliet

Things which I am not bringing back from my travels abroad
- Lynxes
- Yaks
- Ladyboys
- Mice
- Wallabies
- Koalas
- Elks
- The Worshipful Order Of Elks
- Macaques
- Any other sort of monkey
- Hairy-nosed otters
- Smooth-nosed otters
- Any otters whatsoever
- Fungi of the genus Cordyceps
- Moose
- Elephants
- Baby elephants
- Water buffalos
- Tigers
- Baby tigers
- Neil's Long-Tailed Giant Rat
- Otter civets
- Duck-billed platypodes
- Duck-billed platypodes, eggs of
- Possums
- Beasts so rare there are no pictures of them on the internet
- Dugongs
- Dugongs from the Mekong
- Clouded leopards
- The head of Alfredo Garcia
- The awesomest spider I see
- Any spiders whatsoever
- Exciting micro-organisms (except by accident)
- Boring micro-organisms (except by accident)

The one thing which I am prepared, should I find one, to bring back:
- A ladyboy yak

(thank you to the ever-helpful